shalnarkonice:

Well, if he was with any troupe member, it would probably turn into a fight, not that the troupe ‘buys’ things, anyways

So let’s go with illumi, just for kicks

I honestly picture these two basically buying every outfit that either makes you want to cringe up, tear out your eyes, or curl up and die.

Then they get into the nitty griity. Magic shops, toy shops. Hisoka likes to buy weird little trinkets for himself, where as illumi buys them to sort of buy off his brother affections.

Maybe at one point hisoka stocks up on candles in an attempt to lure out chrollo, and illumi’s like “it doesn’t matter how many hawaiian coconut punch candles you get, he’s avoiding you. End of story”

Hisoka counters with “it doesn’t matter how many hotwheels and snowboards you get, they won’t get killua to like you, so you might as well stop trying”

Pins and cards later, and after loosing a few body parts, they get booted out of that mall, and move onto the next one

Hisoka: “so this is kinda like a date, right~?”

Illumi: *digs a hole and leaves*