• THE SIGNS AS SORACHI HIDEAKI QUOTES:
• Aries: And putting Tabasco sauce on your crotch is dangerous, so please never do that.
• Taurus: It is useless of time.
• Gemini: I hone my fist every day by punching a wall, so I could crush 4.5 hoodlums with one hand.
• Cancer: I'm like "I'm gonna do it," making a huge cross shape on my face and wearing swim trunks as I go wait on stand-by at the bus stop to hell.
• Leo: I knew myself that I wasn't a legend, I think the fact of that I'm not a legend is the legend that'll be left behind when I'm gone. That's the only legend I am.
• Virgo: "Hey, what are you doing here? Why are you naked?" and then I get found out by the police.
• Libra: I was silent but I wanted to scream "AAAAAUGH" and run around the room. "SOMEBODY let me kick you in the ass with all my might!"
• Scorpio: It's just I got really messed up, I'm positive I've shortened my lifespan by like 3 years.
• Sagittarius: That's my "sorry". I'm the one who held it in my belly and gave birth to that "sorry" in tears.
• Capricorn: If I were to describe his appearance, he doesn't so much have a natural perm as he has a head studded with pubic hair.
• Aquarius: ....Do you think this is kinda rude? I certainly am rude.
• Pisces: I thought he was a Doppelgänger. I thought I might die.